Sphincter Golf Game Set. Party Game, White Elephant Gift, Awkward Family Gatherings, Holiday Parties, Gag Gift. Absurd Yet Highly Amusing.

  • List Price: $19.99
  • Sale Price: $19.99
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$19.99

Feature

  • Sphincter Golf is a lighthearted game that makes people laugh at themselves and at each other, creating an outlet for hilarity that, in our opinion, is sorely needed.
  • Compact package allows easy transport. Approximately the size of a hockey puck, the game transcends location and excuses of laziness.
  • The object is simple: place the cup on the ground, temporarily store coins between your glutes (outside the clothing!), transport them towards the cup without dropping, aim and release your best shot. Laugh, keep score and crown your champion!
  • Set includes one (1) stainless steel collapsible cup and three (3) wooden nickels + one (1) Sphincter Golf sticker. Packaging and directions are included
  • Coins are fashioned from the finest materials for that smooth-as-silk fit. Quality craftsmanship to protect your backside from splinters

Product Detail

Product Description

Ever drop coins from your sphincter? If you answered no, you're not alone. Millions of Americans admit to never having placed coins between their butt cheeks and dropping them into a cup. Originally discovered during a family rafting trip, Sphincter Golf is an amusing and absurd alternative for your next gathering of fun people. Compact package allows easy transport. Perfect for your next house party, tailgate, barbecue, awkward family gathering, baby shower or camping trip. Please note: Players must enjoy fun. Judgment and shame are strictly prohibited.

The Sphincter Golf set includes One (1) stainless steel collapsible cup and three (3) wooden nickels. Packaging and directions are included